docdelphinecormier:

"facing her mortality…"
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"she’s facing death…"

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"there’s so much lying from both sides…"
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"there’s so much deception…"
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2 hours ago

weirdscout:

I feel sorry for straight ppl bc they dont experience the emotion that is “im so gay”

17 hours ago

drinking-for-two:

I had to do a powerpoint on how to solve overpopulation in countries. My powerpoint consisted of one slide that had this gif in it.

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1 day ago

Tegan and Sara - That's What She Said.
  • Sara: I had just met this girl, in a record store who was a local musician in Brisbane and she'd given me her information and we were gonna hang out...
  • Tegan: So how you met Kate was she picked you up.
  • Sara: No, no, no, no! No in fact I asked her for her phone number.
  • Tegan: So you picked her up.
  • Sara: No, no, no. I just thought...
  • Tegan: So you liked her.
  • Sara: I thought she seemed like a really cool person.
  • Tegan: You thought maybe you'd go for a date.
  • Sara: No, I think that... No, I was dating someone. She was dating someone.
  • Tegan: So you guys were having an affair.
  • Sara: No, we were just friends. We're just friends.
  • Tegan: You were just friends, you'd just met her. You didn't even know her. So you just meet someone, get their number and call them your friend?
  • Sara: Turn her microphone off Doug. Off.
  • Tegan: This story's getting long.
  • Sara: I know, I know. It's because you're interrupting me.
  • Tegan: Oh, It's my fault.
  • Sara: Ok so...
  • Tegan (mocking Sara): Like one time, when I was four I was wearing a red jacket. No, it was pink. Er, red... Anyway, what was I telling you?
  • Sara: Anyways, I called Kate immediately, when the tour was cancelled and I said can we borrow some of your gear, and...
  • Tegan: That's what she said.
  • Sara: Here I am, trying to have an intelligent conversation with all of you... and poop joke Tegan Quin ruined it. So... anyways, Kate, I will always remember...
  • Tegan: It's a minefield backstage. You can't say anything without Sara going "that's what she said... that's what she said"
  • Sara: Listen!
  • Tegan: Someone's like "ooh, these are salty." and she's like, "that's what she said". It's horrible. I'm backstage and I'm like this (covers her mouth) the whole time. Anyway. Yes, yes. So you met Kate, your best friend. She lends you some gear. We're there with you. Continue.
  • 1 day ago

thespacegoat:

remember a few years ago when the parody account MorgonFreeman made this post

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and now to this day people still think he said it

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that’s my favorite thing to ever happen on the entire intenet

1 day ago

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